I would have plastered scans of my pink identity card all over this post, if not for the fact half my readers probably wouldn't know why I'm doing it and the other one quarter ( the people who haven't orded) baying for my blood. Feels good though^^.

Timing matters. A lot.
Humans are unpredictable, and this makes things doubly hard.
I'm caught up in a paradox, and must tread with extreme caution.