Sunday, February 13, 2005
Class Outing
Haha suddenly the class was addicted to bridge and we even played it on the way to Bugis, where we caught Constantine. Compared to Seoul Raiders, THAT was definitely a nicer show. Hmm plot's pretty flimsy though and run off the mill but effects wise, the show's great. Mm still gotta buy angel mortal stuff tmr. Good nights
Sunday, February 06, 2005
How To Make Women Happy...
The Point System
(advice according to women)
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)
A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)
Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)
The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
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Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:
[Check all those that apply]
___ Your breasts are bigger than mine.
___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.
___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.
___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.
___ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants.
___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9-months pregnant size of Your Own beer gut, was inappropriate.
___ You failed the credit check.
___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___ The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
___ You still live with your parents, and attending night classes to get your High School diploma, are slight negatives.
___ You mention your ex-wife's name more than you mention mine.
Pre CNY
Saturday, January 29, 2005
About S7B
"If you have a clique, you have a place where you belong," says Thomas, 15, from Mount Vernon Secondary.
"There are cliques at my school, but it's not such a big deal. People tend to blend in pretty well," agrees Audrey,17, from Catholic Junior College.
Here's some small comfort. Experts say school cliques are totally normal. "
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Chapter 2 - Frozen
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Chronicles of Magina
For virtue, freedom, human rights, to fall,
Beseems the brave: it is a Saviour's death.
Of heroes only the most pure of all
Thus with their heart's blood tinge the battle-heath.
Anon
Prologue
The story starts with Rylai Crestfall, together with a few other paladins, on a secret mission to recruit ...to be continued..
Chapter 1- Heartache
The Lone Ranger of the Plains gave a long sigh and stretched his arms wide, causing the two recurved blades on his hands to glint sharply in the moonlight. In his mind's eye, he could sense the carnage that just took place, from the fresh craters that bore the unmistakable signature of his nemesis, Kel'Thuzard to the corpses of paladins that littered the Plains. Shaking his head in despair, he put aside his weapons and slowly caressed the face of Rylai. Deep inside, his heart was shattered, just the spirits of other men back at the Sentinel base. However, his eyes betrayed no emotion--for he had none. Born blind, he was instead gifted with extraordinary powers of smell, sense and hearing. "You couldn't have prevented this, even if you wanted to..."offered his companion, Purist Thunderwrath. "Yes I could! If only I arrived earlier to relieve them from the ambush. She needn't have died..."His heart ached even more as he saw Rylai, the Crystal Maiden, putting up a fierce fight with her paladin companions even though she was terribly outnumbered by the Scourge undead. Although well versed in the arts of Frost magic, ( she had an unparalleled talent in this aspect, having mastered the notoriously hard to master Freezing Field technique at the tender age of 17.) she was still no match for Kel' Thuzard, the Lich King. The fresh craters testified to the ferocity of the battle. He saw her being struck down by frost nova after frost nova from the Lich, defenseless as ghouls moved in to claim her. Suddenly, his fists clenched, and his resolve hardened. "The dead do not lie in vain." Magina said as he picked up his blades, inscribed with mysterious elven runes. With a straight look on his face, he set off in the direction of the desolated plains that marked start of Scourge territory. "Where do you think you are going! Throwing your life away won't help matters!" Thunderwrath boomed, but his advice fell on deaf ears. He ordered the troops to bring Rylai back to the Infirmary.He furrowed his brows and said, " Gather the troops, at dawn, we attack to save that bumbling fool."